------------------------------= Keelhauled =------------------------------[Lyrics: Christopher Bowes, Music: Christopher Bowes]My friends I stand before youTo tell a truth most direThere lurks a traitor in our midstWho hath invoked the captain's ireHe don't deserve no mercyWe ought to shoot him with a gunBut I am not an evil manSo first let's have a little funWe'll tie that scoundrel to a ropeAnd throw him overboardDrag him underneath the shipA terrifying deadly tripKeelhaul that filthy landlubberSend him down to the depths belowMake that bastard walk the plankWith a bottle of rum and a yo ho hoI will not say what he has doneHis sins are far too grave to tellIt's not my place to judge a manBut for them he will burn in hellThe sharks will dine upon his fleshAnd Davy Jones will have his soulTake his money and his hatHe won't need them where he's gonna goBut first lets tie him to a ropeAnd throw him overboardDrag him underneath the shipA terrifying deadly tripKeelhaul that filthy landlubberSend him down to the depths belowMake that bastard walk the plankWith a bottle of rum and a yo ho ho