No one laughs at God in a hospitalNo one laughs at God in a warNo one's laughing at GodWhen they're starving or freezingOr so very poor No one laughs at GodWhen the doctor callsAfter some routine testsNo one's laughing at GodWhen it's gotten real lateAnd their kid's not backFrom the party yet No one laughs at GodWhen their airplaneStarts to uncontrollably shakeNo one's laughing at GodWhen they see the one they loveHand in hand with someone elseAnd they hope they're mistaken No one laughs at GodWhen the cops knock on their doorAnd they sayWe got some bad news, sirNo one's laughing at GodWhen there's a famine, fire or flood But God can be funnyAt a cocktail party when listeningTo a good God-themed jokeOr when the crazies say He hates usAnd they get so red in the headYou think they're 'bout to chokeGod can be funnyWhen told he'll give you moneyIf you just pray the right wayAnd when presented like a genieWho does magic like HoudiniOr grants wishesLike Jiminy Cricket and Santa ClausGod can be so hilarious Ha haHa ha No one laughs at God in a hospitalNo one laughs at God in a warNo one's laughing at GodWhen they've lost all they've gotAnd they don't know what for No one laughs at GodOn the day they realizeThe last sight they'll ever seeIs a pair of hateful eyesNo one's laughing at GodWhen they're saying their goodbyes Chorus No one laughs at God in a hospitalNo one laughs at God in a warNo one laughs at God in a hospitalNo one laughs at God in a warNo one laughs at God in a hospitalNo one's laughing at God in a warNo one's laughing at GodWhen they're starvingOr freezing or so very poor No one's laughing at GodNo one's laughing at GodNo one's laughing at GodWe're all laughing with God