Status Quo-You are in the army now... Opening:@ Dm - Am - Dm - C Dm A vacation in the foreign land Uncle Sam does the best he can Gm You`re in the army now Dm Oh, oh you`re in the army - now Dm Now you remember what the draft man said Nothing to do all day but stay in bed Gm You`re in the army now Dm Oh, oh you`re in the army - now Dm You`ll be a hero of the neighborhood Nobody knows that you left for good Gm You`re in the army now Am Dm Oh, oh you`re in the army - now Dm Smiling faces on the way to `Nam But once you get there no one gives a damn Gm You`re in the army now Am Dm Oh, oh you`re in the army - now Break:@ Dm - Am - Dm - C Dm Hand grenades flying over your head $(drum breaks) Em The sun`s flying over your head If you wanna survive you`re out of bet Am You`re in the army now Hm Em Oh, oh you`re in the army - now Em Shots ring out in the dead of night The sergeant calls : stand up and fight Am You`re in the army now Hm Em Oh, oh you`re in the army - now Em You`ve got your orders to shoot on sight Your finger`s on the trigger but it don`t seem right Am You`re in the army now Hm Em Oh, oh you`re in the army - now Em Night is falling and you just can`t see Is this illusion or reality Am You`re in the army now Hm Em Oh, oh you`re in the army - now