Welcome my son,Welcome to the machineWhere have you been?It's all right,We know where you've beenYou've been in the pipe lineFilling in timeProvided with toysAnd "Scouting for Boys"You bought a guitarTo punish your maAnd you didn't like schoolAnd you know you're nobody's foolSo welcome to the machineWelcome my son,Welcome to the machineWhat did you dream?It's all right,We told you what to dreamYou dreamed of a big starHe played a mean guitarHe always ate in the steak barHe loved to drive in his JaguarSo welcome to the machine