When the outside temperature risesAnd the meaning is oh so clearOne thousand and one yellow daffodilsBegin to dance in front of you - oh dearAre they trying to tell you something?You're missing that one final screwYou're simply not in the pink my dearTo be honest you haven't got a clueI'm going slightly madI'm going slightly madIt finally happened - happenedIt finally happened - ooh ohIt finally happened - I'm slightly madOh dear!I'm one card short of a full deckI'm not quite the shillingOne wave short of a shipwreckI'm not at my usual top billingI'm coming down with a feverI'm really out to seaThis kettle is boiling overI think I'm a banana treeOh dear, I'm going slightly madI'm going slightly madIt finally happened, happenedIt finally happened uh huhIt finally happened I'm slightly mad - oh dear!I'm knitting with only one needleUnravelling fast its trueI'm driving only three wheels these daysBut my dear how about you?I'm going slightly madI'm going slightly madIt finally happenedIt finally happened oh yesIt finally happenedI'm slightly mad!Just very slightly mad!And there you have it!