Late last nightI was speaking with my wifeWhen she turned into a momurTried to put me uptightI said "you don�t scare me"Then she let out a screamThat�s when my heart started jumpin�Like a broken t.v.She was a momur and it was just like I told ya�She said "you better watch out, I might bite a big hole in ya�"The very next morningI was watching cartoonsWhen I thought I saw a momurIt was you know whoWell, she backed me in a cornerTried to kill me with a broomAnd shouted personal remarksFrom across the living roomShe was a momur and it was just like I told ya�She said "you better watch out, I might bite a big hole in ya�"Late last nightI was speaking with my wife againWhen she turned into a momur againTried to put me uptight againShe took me favorite guitarAnd she smashed it on the floorWhen she danced around on top of it,I thought I might get soreShe was momur