Почти басня :)TRANSLATION:"Public Opinion (or how the hedgehog got mad)"Once upon a time a little hedgehog baked a cake.It was made out of biscuits. Very fattening and prickly. He put some strawberries in that cake. He also added some hazelnuts...just in case.He worked on it all day long. He decorated it with grated chocolate.By the evening he got very exhausted and said:"That's it. No need to put anything else."This evening a little bunny was hopping by.His nose scented the smell of biscuits.He hopped up closer to the hedgehog and said:"What a cake! It's probably very fattening and hearty!It's a beautiful cake, but, probably very high in calories.I can't take my eyes of it though...It's a shame, that I must always be strong and fast.Otherwise I won't be able to run away from the wolf.Tell me, what base did you use for these biscuits? Were they made with regular or non-fat milk?"The hedgehog payed attention to the bunny's complainsAnd made another non-fat cake, using water instead of milk.That day a crow was passing by.She saw the cake from far away and, amazed by it's beauty,she almost fell down on it from the sky. "What a cream! These golden brown biscuits!I see, that you did a great job, hedgehog.But why did you use grated chocolate for decoration?You almost had a masterpiece. But these chocolate crumbs look like garbage on that cake.Then the squirrel said he didn't like the strawberries.Porcupine wasn't used to pastry.The fox said, that the cake needed a little bit of cumin or cloves.The bear loves only the honey based cakes.When the hedgehog changed everything to please everybody,The king of all animals stepped forward and said:"Please, hedgehog, who is going to eat that garbage?Especially when it has no meat or bones in it...""What meat!? WHAT BONES!?! Have you ever baked anything?!Have I invited anybody to try my cake!?You wouldn't be able to bake anything similar to this!I'm not intended to support your complains any more!Hey, crow! I'm going to add the chocolate!Bunny, shut up and eat your carrots!Porcupine, you're not a brother to me any more..."This is how our hedgehog became aggressive and dangerous. He learned his lesson and keeps his secret well:"No matter how beautiful and delicious your cake is. There will always be someone, who isn't going to like it."