Maxwell's Silver Hammer -------------------------(Lennon/McCartney)Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysicalScience in the homeLate nights all alone with a test-tubeOhh-oh-oh-oh...Maxwell Edison majoring in medicineCalls her on the phone"Can I take you out to the picturesJoa-oa-oa-oan?"But as she's getting ready to goA knock comes on the door...Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammerCame down upon her headBang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammerMade sure that she was deadBack in school again Maxwell plays the fool againTeacher gets annoyedWishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-eneShe tells Max to stay when the class has gone awaySo he waits behindWriting 50 times "I must not be so-o-o-oo..."But when she turns her back on the boyHe creeps up from behindBang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammerCame down upon her headBang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammerMade sure that she was deadB.C. Thirty-One said "we caught a dirty one"Maxwell stands alonePainting testimonial pictures ohh-oh-oh-ohRose and Valerie screaming from the gallerySay he must go free (Maxwell must go free)The judge does not agree and he tells them so-o-o-ooBut as the words are leaving his lipsA noise comes from behindBang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammerCame down upon his headBang, Bang, Maxwell's silver hammerMade sure that he was dead